Text Box: ManCub, age 10:
Through the bathroom door, I hear my son. 
"Mom, guess what I've been doing for the last 10 minutes?"
"I don't know. What have you been doing?"
"I've been putting on deodorant."
"For the last 10 minutes?"
"Yeah. I've missed a few days."

Text Box: Eddie Money:  Take me home tonight...